People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
The power of my boobs compel you
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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