Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I think people are normalizing furries
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