This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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