i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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