And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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