Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize