Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
soo... how was my night?
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