omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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