More tranny stories later!
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Randomize
