he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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