They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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