I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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