That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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