Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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