the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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