Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I had to cum in my sink.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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