either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
false alarm. still invincible.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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