Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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