...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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