Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Can Purell be used as lube?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
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I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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