MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Im part way to drunk.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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