just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
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He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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