I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Fuck appropriateness.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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