What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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