He told me they were just razor bumps!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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