Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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