so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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