A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
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Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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