May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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