she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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