The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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