Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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