Where is the hickey?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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