Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
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He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize