I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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