In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
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Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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