i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
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I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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