I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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