You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
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Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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