Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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