well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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