it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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