(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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