i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
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