I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
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I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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