id be glad to
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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