I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
this just has baby written all over it
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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