Whatcha textin bout Willis?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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