So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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