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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Randomize
