don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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