Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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