Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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